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Trip down nostalgia lane.

This is hilarious. There needs to be more hilarious text adventure games.
Or, text adventure games in general.

Great.

This is an awesome game. It reminded me of the artwork from Spewer (Which I guess makes sense.) and reminded me of the dynamics from a lot of good time/portal-related console games. My only complaint is that I can't find the music anywhere up for download.

Eh.

Most of these laws make sense. Cows being in the road is a traffic safety issue and could cause an accident. Divorces are outlawed because the UK is mostly a Christian (unsure what sect.) country. It's illegal to be "drunk" in bars/pubs because that can cause a public disturbance. "Drunk" is a relative term though, so there's probably a sub-section of that law defining what level of alcohol in your blood determines you're "drunk." But a lot of these are kind of funny, especially the whole egg thing.

Dude, yes!

This brings me back. I used to draw intricate stuff like this in MSPaint all the time. I switched to Mac and I dearly miss that little simple program. I wish there was something identical to it for Unix systems.

This is astounding.

I'm in awe over this. It's rare that you ever run across such art like this that's been drawn out on paper. What pen did you use for the white ink, if you don't mind sharing? It seems to work well for a ballpoint.